If OS were humans

Meet Mr. Windows. No one has ever been able to understand Mr. Windows. He can be a real headache sometimes as he gets brain washed by bad people all the time and starts doing other things (Less security and frequent virus attacks). He himself complains to us about his frequent misbehaviour and takes drugs and steroids to keep himself from bad people (Windows updates, Service Packs). He is a little unfaithful as well, God knows what goes in his mind while he is doing your work (Registry, DRM, etc.).

However, whatever people say, people always have to go to him to get things done, since he has the maximum contacts in this world (All applications, all PC games are available on windows). If you have to get your things done quickly, contact Mr. Windows. He is an expert in that and thats what really matters right?


Mr. Linux has some real attitude problems, you have to explain to him each and everything and convince him really hard to get things done (Everything needs to be configured). Sometimes people convince him for over a month for a work of a few hours. Also there are just millions of species of him (population of distros). However he doesnt get brain washed and is very honest about what is going on in his mind (No Virus attacks, secure, clean). Best part, he doesnt ask for money! (Free Software) Also, he is working hard in increasing his contacts these days (Lot of softwares are coming for linux).

So basically, if you can learn and live with his attitude (if you are a g33k), you can make him do anything (literally anything): you will lead a worry-less life. Good for freedom lovers.


Miss Macintosh is usually known for her loveliness (Good GUI). She is blonde, beautiful and people work less and flirt with her more (mingle with GUI all the time). Her followers have always been saying that she will become most popular, but that 'will' is there for 20 years. Her appreciators say, she is secure... I will tell you the truth, she is so lame that brain washers dont bother. Dont know if she is honest, well actually noone cares. On top of all these, she asks for money and an environment to work (Only on apple hardware).

So, if you wish to burn some money and have to have a good show-piece in your office, hire Miss Macintosh.