To, The chatspeak haters club on the internet

This is to all the bozos who think that they are much full of intelligence, consider chatspeak as a retard's teminology and care about their younger generation that they will start sucking in grammar.

So... Wat iz wrong in dis sentence? Grammar FAIL, rite? Lets talk.

Every place has its culture, behaviour, a shape, ascent. These entities define these places, it brings a sense of heritage to the place. And in the same lines I think that internet being a place, should also have its culture. Hey, you cannot sit and decide it one fine afternoon, it just builds up by itself. And thus, OMG u c wat has been built up, LuLz!!111. Not saying that chatspeak was the best thing that happened to the internet, but every culture has its problems. I am not very proud about a number of things of my nation's culture, my mother tongue has issues, my institute's culture had few jerks, but I respect them, I relish them, proud of them! It's my heritage!

YES its difficult to understand it first, but that's what defines it. When you are able to understand and when you write chatspeak, you feel like merging in the internet society. And not to forget, you as an individual, can always go about writing proper grammar english, like I am writing in this post. I, for one, think that chatspeak is awesome! I sometimes like to write it that way, and will continue to write it that way whenever I feel like, and you artards can't do shit about it. Suck it up.

Not to mention chatspeak is quicker to write! And seeing that whatever we read or write on the internet is mostly garbage, why waste your time writing full words? Yes, I knowz adding a 'z' after a word rather makes it longer, but other than those few anomalies, most of the words in chatspeak are shorter versions of oh-so-holy-proper-grammar's version. Also, its funny to read as well too sometimes.

And my excessive usage of internet does not affect my vocabulary at all! We humans are capable of adaptation and understanding many languages/ascents. When I have to write formal emails, I automatically follow grammar and I don't lose it. Moreover many words from different cultures/languages are included in the oxford English dictionary, why not a few from chatspeak?

And seriously, who, in the world, has ever given a fuck about the upcoming generation of your unborns? Fine, few of you care, but, there's your mother tongue, which affects your pronunciation of english, there are bad teachers, local influences, blame them? but, "nooooooooo!! internet is the culprit! Ruining our society and bringing war to this world." Lets face it, you were new in town, got flamed with chatspeak, and now you just want some attention, because no one really wants to hear your shit.

wateva, wateva, i'll do wat i wan! roflz, lulz!!111 omg wtf? imho dis shit doesnt make sense